windows-free-zone

i hereby declare my nerdcave a windows-free-zone. it is not allowed to have any computer running windows, nor is it allowed to ask any questions regarding technical support for the evil os. any such questions will be answered with a knoppix or ubuntu cd (depends which one is in reach). repeated noncompliance will result in an overnight bofh style linux installlation. i wanted to get some of this cool yellow windows free zone barricade tape, but unfortunately i cant find it here in germany. if somebody knows a shop in germany or one shipping here, offering the tape, feel free to contact me :).