Do you love your children?

Then spy on them, as MS suggests. While the report over at The Register provides more like a good laugh, the Parent's Primer to Computer Slang by MS makes me think of scenarios like 1984 and those spoiled, overprotected kids who r _|u$7 t00 $700pid to .. well, they just are. Apropos 1337 skillz: Practice static safety. Hack naked.